The Tool List ver. 1.0
Friday, September 10, 2010The Following is version 1.0 of The Tool List, The tool list is a number of traits one might posses which indicate a certain level of toolism. This list is constantly up for review, so any contributions would be very much appreciated. The point system shall be revised and created in full at a later date.
It is not a single thing, or even two or three things on a list which create a tool, the culmination of these things, that is what creates the level of tool. After all who among us does not have one or two little hints of toolism, myself included. So without further stalling, I give you the Tool list Version 1.0
The Tool List
- Hoodie is worn on head – Indoors
- Low Hanging Pants +2 Points if Belt is Worn
- Tribal Tattoo’s for those who are NOT in a tribe
- Sk8r Shoes with brightly coloured laces +2 Points extra +2 for non skaters
- Dreadlocks for anyone under the age of 16
- Wearing Sunglasses Indoors
- Those Funny Tee Shirts that Every Tool Wears
- Drives a Brightly Coloured Commodore and rents Extra points for those who struggle to pay that rent
- Abuses Police Officers From Where they cannot be seen or Heard
- Drives with loud Music for the purpose of Drawing the Attention of Others
- Go around Town with no shirt on Extra points for Winter
- Call yourself a Juggalo or Juggalette *this grants an automated 50 Points
- Is a hard ass online, but refuses to not fence sit when face to face
- Enjoys Friedberg – Seltzer Films
