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It’s Not Even SUMMER YET!!! HOLY F*#@ing Sh!T!!
Monday, November 12, 2007, 7:17 am
Filed under: Australia, Climate Changeee, Environment, nature, the smiley news, weather | Tags: , , ,

“Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat” 

It is mid November, Summer doesn’t come for another half a month and it’s already in the 30 – 40 degree weather. And for you not metric morons, that is in Celcius, which you should learn, it is much easier for everyone. Over 100 degrees Farenheight.

So for everyone who doesn’t know I am an Aussie shiela and this is what it is like in Australia, so yeah. Imagine what the actual summer will be for us. Think about this while you drive your high performance utes to work which is just around the corner or decide, ‘hey! !hy not drive instead of take the bus.’ You are contributing to this hell for us, up here in Australia. Or down, whatever you prefer to call it.

So it is your fault you carbon producing morons, Your fault that in 2002 374, 000 new cases of Skin cancer were discovered in Australia alone, and that isn’t including the Melanoma type cancers.

I know its been a long time but I have bee working nearly full time. Please comment and make me come and tell you whats wrong with you more often.

-Smiley



The Smiley news: Green Edition

Everyone cares for the environment in this world

Here and now it is a popular trend especially in Hollywood to be enviro-aware. But why is it so?

Shall I tell you why? Because it is our planet, and it is dieing.

You guys just don’t all seem to get it. Nothing I have seen really conveys this enough!

WE ARE KILLING OUR PLANET!

Do you even register this fully. People in Hollywood may have realised this, but no matter how much money we manage to acumulate, unless we do soemthing drastic and chaneg the way we as humans live, Earth the only planet we have is dying because of our influence.

It is inevitable at by 2050, when I wll be 61. That the world would have risen by at least 3 degrees celcius, that is horrible if you don’t know. The thing is, that our world may become uninhabitable.

The Greenhouse Effect.

I am sure you all know hat this is already but if you don’t here is Smileys oveview.

We have created a layer in our atmosphere which traps all of the heat in and stops most of it escaping, so our planet is heating up.

Our trees cannot absorb all of the carbon Emissions we pump out, and still we cut more down. It is that bad with us people.

i think at this stage, Our Planet is no longer merely a greenhouse, a more accurate terminology then the Greenhouse effect would be the Microwave effect. Our Spinning Planet is cooking.

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You who do not live in Australia, may not feel the effects of climate change just yet but you will soon. Over the past few year I ahve felt the climate change, it is getting hotter in Summer nad even colder in winter. Our society even, though it is aware it is becoming harsher. One day into the bushfire season and we’d already lost a  house.

 I live in a International Heritage Listed Tuart forest, and well I am scared of bushfire especially seeing my house is straw baled.

You should be scared.

-Smiley